"Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!"
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"Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!"
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"I'm learning to play by the rules. I sort of hate to think of it that way, but that's how it is. I'm really learning to function out there and in such a way that I don't need to drink."
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"I hate the domestic life."
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"I hate wasting people's time."
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"There are days where I've lost weight and I feel bigger or fatter or uglier and I want to just hibernate. I'll find every excuse not to exercise. I hate it."
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"I used to hate the sound of my voice."
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"90% of people are in jobs they hate and are bitter about their lives and scratching about for money. That's my worst nightmare."
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"I hate to do what everybody else is doing. Why, only last week, on Fifth Avenue and some cross streets, I noticed that every feminine citizen of these United States wore an artificial posy on her coat or gown. I came home and ripped off every one of the really lovely refrigerator blossoms that were sewn on my own bodices."
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"You have to be free to play around with the notion that day might be night, love might be hate; nothing can be too sacred for the imagination to turn into its opposite or to call experimentally by another name. For writing is re-naming."
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"Unjustly men hate death, which is the greatest defence against their many ills."
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"People will keep the TV on even if a show is on that they hate - because, unfortunately, they've been programmed to do that."
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"Do this: hate him for me after I die. I beg you. Dying request."
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"Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets."
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"To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours."
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"I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, "Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good." Hopefully it balances out."
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"I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'"
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"I hate two kinds of sentences you hear in workshops, the ones beginning "I really like ..." and the ones beginning "My problem with this poem is ...""
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"Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate them for a myriad of real reasons."
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"Campaign analysts say that Dean has produced the most innovative web site in this year's presidential race. I particularly like today's blog, which consisted of the sentence 'I hate myself,' typed four billion times. In Dean's case, this may be the first instance where the actually entity represented by the web site has crashed more often than the site did."
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