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Osamu Dazai Novelist
Milk

"Then what's a synonym for woman?" "Entrails." "You're not very poetic, are you? Well, then, what's the antonym for entrails?" "Milk."

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Dana Gould Comedian
Milk

"A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows."

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Rich Hall Comedian, Writer
Milk

"Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side."

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George Carlin Comedian, Actor
Milk

"But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?"

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Milk

"[On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug."

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Alton Brown Chef, Television Personality
Milk

"The skin is forming because of proteins, just like if you cook milk or anything else that's got a coagulant protein in it."

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Lewis Black Comedian, Actor, Author
Milk

"We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!"

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