“It's hard to tell the difference between sea and sky, between voyager and sea. Between reality and the workings of the heart.”
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“I've always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”
“Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence”
“People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.”
“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.”
“Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!”
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
“Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.”
“What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.”
“History doesn't have a curfew.”
“Once in a while it happens that I vomit up a bunny... it's not reason for one to blush and isolate oneself and to walk around keeping one's mouth shut.”
“My mother once told me that no women is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.”
“If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.”
“There is music in all things, if men had ears.”
“I seem to have a knack for picking movies that go on to be cult favorites.”
“Too much has already been said and written about women's sphere. Leave women, then, to find their sphere.”
“Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas. But it's a wonderful game.”
“Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.”
“A lot of truth is said in jest.”
“When something happens, the only thing in your power is your attitude toward it; you can either accept it or resent it.”