Sarcastic quotes
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"My mother, father and brothers (I was the youngest of three boys), were all very sarcastic and we were a complete Irish-Catholic family. We didn't talk about our feelings ever, and if we did, we were yelling about them - there was no in-between. That's just carried over so many ways in my life and sabotaged relationships, sabotaged creative stuff."
"Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and credit-card debt."
"His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons."
"Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur."
"It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes."
"In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice."
"Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand."
"I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come."
"If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies."
"Folks always look good in their coffins."
"People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me!"
"He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop."
"I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood."
"Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it."
"It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture."
"The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend."
"A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne."
"I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse."
"It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it."
"It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you."
