"Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability."
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"The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives."
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"He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes."
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"I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold."
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"He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease."
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"I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight."
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"In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that."
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"His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere."
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"I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide."
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"Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom."
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"We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."
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"He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea."
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"He's so fat, he can be his own running mate."
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"Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book."
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"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
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"I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland."
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"She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did."
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"That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting."
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"Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment."
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"There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game."
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