"He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends."
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"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
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"Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either."
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"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
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"Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes."
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
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"Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying."
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"Better never than late."
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"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
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"Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded."
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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
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"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are."
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"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about."
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"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
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"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
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"Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present"
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"Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes."
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"If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized."
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"Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing."
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"I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph."
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