"He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends."
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"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
"Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either."
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
"Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes."
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
"Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying."
"Better never than late."
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
"Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded."
"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are."
"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about."
"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
"Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present"
"Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes."
"If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized."
"Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing."
"I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph."