"Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything."
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"What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea."
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."
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"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast."
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"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them."
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"Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor"
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"A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally."
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"This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."
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"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
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"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce."
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"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home."
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"I've been in more laps than a napkin."
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"Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself."
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"I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
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"To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway."
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"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
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"Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems."
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"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
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"Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it."
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"I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect."
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