"Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything."
Sarcastic quotes
Sarcastic
907 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Explore further
Topics related to Sarcastic
Browse quotes that often appear alongside sarcastic — connected by shared ideas and recurring themes.
Quote collection
Sarcastic quotes (page 6 of 46)
Follow a thought to its author, or read the full quote page.
"What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."
"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast."
"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them."
"Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor"
"A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally."
"This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce."
"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home."
"I've been in more laps than a napkin."
"Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself."
"I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
"To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway."
"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
"Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
"Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it."
"I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect."