"Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love."
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"I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?"
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"Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk."
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"Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers."
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"Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions."
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"Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own."
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"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
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"You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles."
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"I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot."
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"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty."
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"I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead."
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"If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen"
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"The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read."
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"There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch."
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"Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others."
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"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
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"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often."
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"Only the shallow know themselves."
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"I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones."
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"All art is quite useless."
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