"You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change."
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"Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor."
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"There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms."
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"Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again."
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"Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!"
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"The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh."
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"If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment."
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"The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want."
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"The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly."
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"I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it."
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"Technology: No Place for Wimps!"
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"One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck."
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"My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right."
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"This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else."
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"In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him."
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"My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser."
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"Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee."
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"Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far."
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"If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent."
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"Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything."
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