"I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish."

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Source: Historical Thesaurus of the Oxford English Dictionary, edited by Christian Kay, Jane Roberts, Michael Samuels & Irené Wotherspoon by Steven Poole, www.theguardian.com. December 18, 2009.

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Steven Wright

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Steven Wright is a stand-up comedian and actor known for his deadpan delivery and surreal humor, particularly in his unique one-liners.

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