"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
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Source: I Have A Pony. Comedy album by Steven Wright, 1985.
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