"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it."
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Source: The Simpsons, TV Series (1989– ). The Last Temptation of Krust, www.imdb.com. 1998.
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