"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself to deal with it and not dwell on the class in front of me - to keep a straight face, give the report and concentrate on getting it right. That's normally how I perform. That's how I am."
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Source: The Secret of All Art by James Altucher, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 3, 2015.
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