"One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it, and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, "Where do you live?" I said, "Right here!" Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway."

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Source: I Have A Pony. Comedy album by Steven Wright, 1985.

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Steven Wright

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Steven Wright is a stand-up comedian and actor known for his deadpan delivery and surreal humor, particularly in his unique one-liners.

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