"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?""
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Source: The Secret of All Art by James Altucher, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 3, 2015.
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