"When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back"
Read quote
5 likes
Toilets quotes
Toilets
141 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Explore further
Topics related to Toilets
Browse quotes that often appear alongside toilets — connected by shared ideas and recurring themes.
Quote collection
Toilets quotes (page 2 of 8)
Follow a thought to its author, or read the full quote page.
"And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every day, no excuses. It's so easy to make excuses. Even professional writers have days when they'd rather clean the toilet than do the writing."
Read quote
5 likes
"All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet."
Read quote
5 likes
"I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party."
Read quote
4 likes
"When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'"
Read quote
3 likes
"I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl."
Read quote
3 likes
"I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat"
Read quote
3 likes
"I've found that it's actually more of a disability to be tall than short. I have no problem fitting into plane toilets etc, and the adaptations made for wheelchair users - such as the lowering of bank machines - work for me as well."
Read quote
3 likes
"For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up."
Read quote
3 likes
"With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity."
Read quote
3 likes
"Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?"
Read quote
3 likes
"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."
Read quote
3 likes
"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."
Read quote
3 likes
"No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said."
Read quote
3 likes
"We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an Oriental Atlantis."
Read quote
3 likes
"As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to."
Read quote
3 likes