"I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person."
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"Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool."
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"When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything."
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"The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything."
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"When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won't be hot anymore."
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"Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike."
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"I find Mormons adorable."
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"The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican."
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"Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever."
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"People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else."
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"I hate puppets so much. I dream about puppets all night. I see strings on people. The nice thing is we can just take a puppet and put it in front of a wall and blow the shit out of it."
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"My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that."
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"There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have."
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"So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact."
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"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!"
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"I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world."
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"My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'"
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"Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market."
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"Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends."
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"We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves."
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