"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."
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"The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought."
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"Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?"
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"It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction."
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"There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!"
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"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
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"Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It's a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants."
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"The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life."
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"Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso."
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"Me and nature are two."
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"The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion."
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"In fact, when they wake up in the morning, they're Jack Nicholson or Robert De Niro or Josh Brolin. And it's built-in, but they think it's all this other stuff. But it's not. They'd be great if they didn't think about their part or if they did think about it."
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"I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them."
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"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips."
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"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"
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"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."
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"Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind."
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"Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun."
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"I've never been an intellectual but I have this look."
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"Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality."
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