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"Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking."
"Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong."
"Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week."
"Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester."
"After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp."
"Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt."
"Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?"
"Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi."
"If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great."
"Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians."
"The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends."
"Childbirth is a wonderful thing, but the reality is that it can dramatically change a woman's body. SUI occurs when the vaginal wall weakens and cannot provide adequate support to the urethra, thus causing leaking. The good news is that women with SUI have many different treatment options available to them."
"I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while."
"When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy."
"I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?"
"It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain."
"I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that.""
"Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse."
"I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something."
"The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics."