"Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman"
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"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
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"Africa is God's country, and He can have it."
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"We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week."
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"If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does."
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"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
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"Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls."
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"I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up."
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"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water."
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"Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar."
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"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
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"Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added"
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"Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much"
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"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
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"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"
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"Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!"
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"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape."
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"I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night."
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"I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there."
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"I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down"
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