"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
"I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner."
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Source: Frequent Flyer Humor and One-Upmanship. Book by George W. Stewart, Dog Ear Publishing, p. 12, 2011.
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