"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
"People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television."
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"The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it."
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"I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner."