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Murray Walker Motorsport Commentator
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“This would have been Senna's third win a row if he'd won the two before”

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Honore de Balzac Novelist
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“The press is like a woman: sublime when it lies, it will not let go until it has forced you to believe it. The public, like a foolish husband, always succumbs.”

Douglas Adams Writer, Humorist
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“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

Woody Allen Director, Actor, Writer
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“Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?”

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Woody Allen Director, Actor, Writer
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“You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.”

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Woody Allen Director, Actor, Writer
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“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”

Voltaire Philosopher, Writer
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“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.”

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Voltaire Philosopher, Writer
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“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.”

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Sid Caesar Comedian, Actor, Writer
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“The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.”

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“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”