“This would have been Senna's third win a row if he'd won the two before”
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Funny Quotes — page 111 of 1263
“This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”
“The press is like a woman: sublime when it lies, it will not let go until it has forced you to believe it. The public, like a foolish husband, always succumbs.”
“There is nothing worse than doing the wrong thing well.”
“Motherhood: if it were going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.”
“Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.”
“Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks.”
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
“There are three stages of life: youth, maturity, and 'My, you're looking good!'”
“Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.”
“Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?”
“You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.”
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”
“The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.”
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.”
“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.”
“If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.”
“The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.”
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”
“It is possible to be busy-very busy-without being very effective.”