“All good things must one day be burnt to the ground for the insurance money.”
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“The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”
“I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks”
“I will dine nowhere without your consent although with my present feelings I might be trusted with fifty virgins naked in a dark room.”
“If I collect anything, it's lingerie.”
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”
“I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.”
“The only thing that can ruin a good day is people.”
“He that best understands the world, least likes it”
“I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.”
“By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying.”
“Drink up cause everyone here is good tonight. Except the niggas that I came wit, they good for life”
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
“It's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her.”
“If I had a dollar for every time someone made fun of me in high school-oh wait, I do!”
“My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.”
“If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.”
“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”
“I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what's appropriate or attractive.”