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Stephen Harper Politician
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“My own views on abortion, I'm not on either pole of that and neither of the interest groups on either end of this issue would probably be comfortable with my views.”

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Russell Banks Novelist
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“John Brown first swam into my vision in the 1960s when I was a political activist in the civil rights movement and the anti-war movement at Chapel Hill, where I went to university.”

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Russell Baker Writer
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“Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.”

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Ray Brown Musician
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“A 'For Sale' sign in your yard during the holidays is like a 'kick me' sign. You are telling buyers you are a distressed seller.”

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J. D. Salinger Novelist, Short Story Writer
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“And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.”

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J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“Just think how many books I could've sold if Harry had been a bit more creative with his wand." -[On the success of 50 Shades of Grey]”

J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.”

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J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter." Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around.”

J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“I bet you’re not dangerous at all, are you? Are you, you great ugly brute?”

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J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall. "Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question." "D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern. "Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin.”

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J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?" "Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me—" "I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times—" "Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand—”

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J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“Yeah, she shows signs of life if you do this," said Ron, and with his tongue he made soft clip-flopping noises. Umbridge sat bolt upright, looking wildly around.”

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J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“Pity you can't attach an extra arm to your [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.”

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“He's a bootlegger....One time he killed a man who found out that he was nephew to Von Hindenburg and second cousin to the devil.”

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