“If he be Mr. Hyde" he had thought, "I shall be Mr. Seek.”
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Funny Quotes — page 89 of 1263
“My own views on abortion, I'm not on either pole of that and neither of the interest groups on either end of this issue would probably be comfortable with my views.”
“I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.”
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”
“John Brown first swam into my vision in the 1960s when I was a political activist in the civil rights movement and the anti-war movement at Chapel Hill, where I went to university.”
“Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.”
“Camouflage is a game we all like to play”
“What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.”
“A 'For Sale' sign in your yard during the holidays is like a 'kick me' sign. You are telling buyers you are a distressed seller.”
“And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.”
“Just think how many books I could've sold if Harry had been a bit more creative with his wand." -[On the success of 50 Shades of Grey]”
“What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.”
“Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter." Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around.”
“I bet you’re not dangerous at all, are you? Are you, you great ugly brute?”
“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall. "Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question." "D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern. "Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin.”
“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?" "Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me—" "I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times—" "Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand—”
“And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?”
“Yeah, she shows signs of life if you do this," said Ron, and with his tongue he made soft clip-flopping noises. Umbridge sat bolt upright, looking wildly around.”
“Pity you can't attach an extra arm to your [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.”
“He's a bootlegger....One time he killed a man who found out that he was nephew to Von Hindenburg and second cousin to the devil.”