"Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?"
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"No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."
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"The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another."
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"It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect."
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"Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up."
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"I hope I never get so old I get religious."
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"Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening."
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"We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass."
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"He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style."
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"I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable."
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"Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity."
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"Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool out of people. I have to watch it a little bit, because I caught that habit from him. I was really fond of him. He was my idol."
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"There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world."
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"I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt."
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"I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing."
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"Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer."
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"Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals."
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"He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him."
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"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
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"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
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