"I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough."
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"He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money."
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"You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig."
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"A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity."
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"No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most."
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"Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR."
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"To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity."
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"How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive."
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"There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love."
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"We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing"
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"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you."
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"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."
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"[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
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"It was unnerving, the way she could go from cool efficiency to sarcastic to sweet within the space of thirty seconds. I found it very manipulative and controlling. It put the other person constantly on-guard. And it was extremely intimidating because you never knew when she was going to snap. I made a mental note to refine these skills within myself."
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"I am easily satisfied with the very best."
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"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
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"What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more."
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"He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged."
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"Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary."
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"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
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