"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."
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"The empty vessel makes the loudest sound."
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"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."
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"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning."
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"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
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"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."
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"History repeats itself, the first as tragedy, then as farce."
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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
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"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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"We have the best government that money can buy."
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"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."
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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
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"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
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"Don't be humble... you're not that great."
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"She is a peacock in everything but beauty!"
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"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."
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"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
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"He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."
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"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."
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