"God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide."
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"I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity."
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"Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
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"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."
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"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."
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"It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies."
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"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
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"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement."
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"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
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"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."
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"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
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"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
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"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
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"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species."
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"It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue."
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"I can resist everything except temptation."
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"Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."
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"Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching."
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"Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?"
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"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
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