"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up."
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"If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire."
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
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"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
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"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
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"This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever."
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"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."
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"Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.""
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"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
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"Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious."
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"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
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"Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed."
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"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
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"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
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"Her face was her chaperone."
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"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat."
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"In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows."
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