"Every problem has a gift for you in its hands."
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"I've been in more laps than a napkin."
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"Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself."
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"I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
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"Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you."
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"This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed."
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"Laughter not only makes the journey endurable and even enjoyable, it also helps keep us healthy.... Be like a child: learn to laugh more!"
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"The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin."
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"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
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"Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit."
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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
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"Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it."
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"There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure."
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"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
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"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
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"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
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"I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money."
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"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
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"Men have become the tools of their tools."
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"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
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