"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
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"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"
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"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
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"Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with."
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"I'm single because I was born that way."
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"Write drunk; edit sober."
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"The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law."
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"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
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"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them."
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"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance."
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"I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you."
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"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
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"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."
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"I criticize by creation - not by finding fault."
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"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."
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"I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light."
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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
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"Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make a display of none in public and about whom no one can affirm they have a single one. There is something supple and secret about them. Besides, their perversity gives spice to their most innocent occupations, such as taking a walk in the garden at night."
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"TV is chewing gum for the eyes."
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