"It's never just a game when you're winning."
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"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it."
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"She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me."
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"Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind."
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"Do you mind if I don't smoke?"
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"Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)"
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"I would rather stay positive and get 50 percent good results, than stay negative and get 100 percent bad results!"
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"In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do."
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"Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory."
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"Facts are the enemy of truth."
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"It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being."
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"The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time."
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"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat."
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"I can levitate birds. No one cares."
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"What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have."
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"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
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"I’d discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about what spoons to use, that if you do something incorrect at table with a certain arrogance, as if you knew perfectly well you were doing it properly, you can get away with it and nobody will think you are bad-mannered or poorly brought up. They will think you are original and very witty."
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"Yes, there are parallels. The difference is that I just look at [my son] David and think that he's absolutely perfect, whereas you look at the finished book and you think, 'Oh, damn it, I should have changed that.' You're never happy. Whereas with a baby, you're happy. If you've got a perfect baby, you're just grateful."
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"I think the single biggest thing that money gave me-and obviously I came from a place where I was a single mother and it really was hand to mouth at one point. It was literally as poor as you can get in Britain without being homeless at one point. If you've ever been there you will never, ever take for granted that you don't need to worry. Never."
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"I've been things and seen places."
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