"I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me."
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"Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards."
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"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
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"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
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"Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service."
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"Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?"
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"I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child."
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"Ninety percent of life is just showing up."
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"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
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"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
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"I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer."
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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"
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"Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name"
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"If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right."
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"Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano."
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"I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead."
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"I am two with nature."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty."
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"The wicked at heart probably know something."
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