"My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs."
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"People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me--it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one."
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"I am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York right to privacy law"
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"If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative"
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"She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder."
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"You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you've been forced to be this way, but it is better to be the hero. So if you can be a persona, the great one of my lifetime of course was and is Marlon Brando."
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"There's no correlation between what the public likes and what I'm after. I'm in a different world."
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"Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo."
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"All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe."
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"Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete."
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"I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security."
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"Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying."
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"Life is for the living."
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"I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend."
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"Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have?"
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"I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't."
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"When I'm not working, I think and I think when I get depressed."
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"The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned."
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"I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business."
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"Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying."
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