“When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.”
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“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.”
“We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.”
“Everything in moderation, including moderation.”
“We live in the digital age and, unfortunately, it’s degrading our music, not improving it It’s not that digital is bad or inferior, it’s that the way it’s being used isn’t doing justice to the art. The MP3 only has 5 percent of the data present in the original recording. … The convenience of the digital age has forced people to choose between quality and convenience, but they shouldn’t have to make that choice.”
“If I were a serious person, I'd probably have a real job.”
“How ridiculous and how strange to be surprised at anything which happens in life”
“So my idea of neurotic is spending too much time trying to correct a wrong. When I feel that I'm doing that, then I snap out of it.”
“I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.”
“All over the world people have developed their own ideas about what's right and wrong in life, but so long as you aren't harming others or the Earth, it's your choice when you decide how you want to live your life - Yours and yours alone. Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with.”
“Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only arseholes do that.”
“Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.”
“The 100% American is 99% idiot.”
“If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?”
“I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
“A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."”
“My songs are like Bic razors. For fun, for modern consumption. You listen to it, like it, discard it, then on to the next. Disposable pop.”
“A good cause can become bad if we fight for it with means that are indiscriminately murderous. A bad cause can become good if enough people fight for it in a spirit of comradeship and self-sacrifice. In the end it is how you fight, as much as why you fight, that makes your cause good or bad.”
“The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.”