“Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.”
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Funny Quotes — page 151 of 1263
“What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.”
“Everything in life is unusual until you get accustomed to it -The Scarecrow - The Marvellous Land Of Oz by L. Frank Baum pg 103 chapter 13”
“I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school.”
“I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.”
“Beulah, peel me a grape”
“With rap music, because it's all so on the street, you get treated like a street cat: "All right, you've been eatin' enough, you're fat, get out of the way now and let somebody else come by."”
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”
“Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life”
“Historical experience is written in blood and iron.”
“Nearly' only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.”
“Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.”
“I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this.”
“Actors fall into this trap if they missed being loved for who they really were and not for what they could do - sing, dance, joke about - then they take that as love.”
“All comedy comes from a dark place.”
“One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter.”
“No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.”
“"No comment" is a comment.”
“Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.”
“Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?”