“The ear of the leader must ring with the voices of the people.”
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“African slavery, as it exists in the United States, is a moral, a social, and a political blessing.”
“Lady, lady, never start Conversation toward your heart; Keep your pretty words serene; Never murmur what you mean. Show yourself, by word and look, Swift and shallow as a brook. Be as cool and quick to go As a drop of April snow; Be as delicate and gay As a cherry flower in May. Lady, lady, never speak Of the tears that burn your cheek- She will never win him, whose Words had shown she feared to lose. Be you wise and never sad, You will get your lovely lad. Never serious be, nor true, And your wish will come to you- And if that makes you happy, kid, You'll be the first it ever did.”
“I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.”
“Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.”
“Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.”
“Pray, look better, sir... those things yonder are no giants, but windmills.”
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes; when you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity.”
“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
“I think pimp, therefore i am.”
“I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.”
“The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense.”
“Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.”
“The best AC/DC cover I've heard? There was an all-girl cover band in America, the Hell's Belles.”
“Mankind are governed more by their feelings than by reason.”
“If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.”
“Why does God allow evil in the world? To thicken the plot.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while.”
“There is nothing more precious than laughter”