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Funny Quotes — page 193 of 1263

Gene Wilder Actor, comedian
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“I love the art of acting, and I love film, because you always have anther chance if you want it. You know, if we - if this isn't going well, you can't say - well, you could say - let's stop. Let's start over again, Gene, because you were too nervous.”

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Le Corbusier Architect, Designer, Urban Planner
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“A hundred times have I thought New York is a catastrophe and 50 times: It is a beautiful catastrophe.”

Margaret Thatcher Politician
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“I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts”

George Bernard Shaw Playwright, Critic
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“Men get tired of everything, of heaven no less than of hell; and that all history is nothing but a record of the oscillations of the world between these two extremes. An epoch is but a swing of the pendulum; and each generation thinks the world is progressing because it is always moving.”

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James J. Hill Businessman, Railroad Executive
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“If you review the commercial history, you will discover anyone who controls oriental trade will get hold of global wealth.”

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Gore Vidal Writer, Essayist, Playwright
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“It is marvelous indeed to watch on television the rings of Saturn close; and to speculate on what we may yet find at galaxy's edge. But in the process, we have lost the human element; not to mention the high hope of those quaint days when flight would create one world. Instead of one world, we have star wars, and a future in which dumb dented human toys will drift mindlessly about the cosmos long after our small planet's dead.”

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Groucho Marx Actor, Comedian, Writer
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“Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.”

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Groucho Marx Actor, Comedian, Writer
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“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.”

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Groucho Marx Actor, Comedian, Writer
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“Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.”

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Nina Garcia Fashion Journalist, Author
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“Nothing is more alluring to a man than a woman who looks good in her jeans.”

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Noam Chomsky Linguist, Philosopher, Activist
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“Anyone who studies declassified documents soon becomes aware that government secrecy is largely an effort to protect policy makers from scrutiny by citizens, not to protect the country from enemies.”

Kendrick Lamar Rapper, Songwriter
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“Sometimes you have the trends that's not that cool. You may have certain artists portraying these trends and don't really have that lifestyle, and then it gives off the wrong thing. And it becomes kinda corny after awhile. It's really about keeping hip-hop original and pushing away the corniness in it.”

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