“I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.”
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Funny Quotes — page 235 of 1263
“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.”
“That's the whole point of good propaganda. You want to create a slogan that nobody's going to be against, and everybody's going to be for. Nobody knows what it means, because it doesn't mean anything.”
“The key element of social control is the strategy of distraction that is to divert public attention from important issues and changes decided by political and economic elites, through the technique of flood or flooding continuous distractions and insignificant information.”
“"All right", said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.”
“"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."”
“It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.”
“I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)”
“Speak English!' said the Eaglet. 'I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!”
“Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.”
“Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?”
“The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.”
“I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.”
“I obviously do everything to be "hard to understand" myself”
“Ma sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics.”
“A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.”
“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.”
“Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them. They hide nothing. They are not ashamed.”
“A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.”