“Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me.”
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Funny Quotes — page 7 of 1263
“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot”
“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
“Neoliberal democracy. Instead of citizens, it produces consumers. Instead of communities, it produces shopping malls. The net result is an atomized society of disengaged individuals who feel demoralized and socially powerless. In sum, neoliberalism is the immediate and foremost enemy of genuine participatory democracy, not just in the United States but across the planet, and will be for the foreseeable future.”
“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... " Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
“There is no vaccine against stupidity.”
“Jingoism, racism, fear, religious fundamentalism: these are the ways of appealing to people if you're trying to organize a mass base of support for policies that are really intended to crush them.”
“The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.”
“Good morning, Revolution: You're the very best friend I ever had. We gonna pal around together from now on”
“I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs......When I was on drugs I couldn't even find my bike.”
“Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.”
“If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.”
“Even a broke clock is right twice a day”
“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”
“Do silly things. Foolishness is a great deal more vital and healthy than our straining and striving after a meaningful life.”
“Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.”
“We're like licorice. Not everybody likes licorice, but the people who like licorice really like licorice.”
“Dont put the sheep on the table.”
“Success always calls for greater generosity - though most people, lost in the darkness of their own egos, treat it as an occasion for greater greed. Collecting boot is not an end itself, but only a means for building an empire. Riches would be of little use to us now - except as a means of winning new friends.”