Sarcastic

Percival Wilde Author, Poet

Sarcastic

"He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds."

Enemy Sarcastic Soap Bubbles

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Andre Gide Novelist

Sarcastic

"'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know."

Poetry Sarcastic Poetic

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Arthur Miller Playwright, Essayist

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"He's liked, but he's not well liked."

Wells Sarcastic Salesman

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W. Somerset Maugham Novelist, Playwright

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"She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious."

Powerful Sea Sarcastic

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William James Philosopher, Psychologist

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"The perfection of rottenness."

Perfection Sarcastic

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William Shakespeare Playwright, Poet

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"He makes a July's day short as December."

Sarcastic July December

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William Shakespeare Playwright, Poet

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"She's good, being gone."

Gone Sarcastic

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Winston Churchill Politician, Writer, Historian

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"In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered."

Men Children Sarcastic

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Winston Churchill Politician, Writer, Historian

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"There but for the grace of God, goes God."

Grace Sarcastic Insult

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Woody Allen Director, Actor, Writer

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"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."

Funny Humor Sarcastic

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Ralph Waldo Emerson Essayist, Philosopher, Poet

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"The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart."

Heart Broken Sarcastic

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Tom Waits Singer-songwriter, Actor

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"A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post."

Sarcastic Midget Fence Post

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Russell Lynes Photographer, Writer

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"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works."

Wise Sarcastic Insults You

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Mae West Actress, Singer, Screenwriter

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"It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it."

Humorous Witty Sarcastic

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Mae West Actress, Singer, Screenwriter

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"He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces."

Men Funny Sarcastic

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Oscar Wilde Writer

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"In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever."

Writing Funny Sarcastic

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Oscar Wilde Writer

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"Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected."

Funny Discovery Sarcastic

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Oscar Wilde Writer

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"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation."

Funny Sarcastic Sister

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Oscar Wilde Writer

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"The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means."

Funny Change Sarcastic

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George Bernard Shaw Playwright, Critic

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"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does."

Men Sarcastic Trust

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