"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."
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"I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction."
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"The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years."
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"Why was I born with such contemporaries?"
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"The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream."
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"In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic."
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"Seems like a lot of my generation as a whole is more concerned with being the cool kid; sarcastic, smug, or just all together impenetrable. So anyway, it's not always comfortable to be like, the dorky, happy girl at the party... but that's me."
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"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
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"No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend."
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"He's so small, he's a waste of skin."
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"With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs."
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"I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner."
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"In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy."
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"You have delighted us long enough."
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"If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own."
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"He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold."
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"He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it."
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"One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before."
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"The characters are so flat and the dialogue so dull you expect it to be one of those movies whose existence is justified by a big final twist. But it's three days after the screening, and still no twist. Maybe it's coming in the mail?"
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"They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway."
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