"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
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"He--the country parson--is not witty or learned or eloquent, but holy."
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"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."
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"Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all."
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"There is nothing as tragic as being alive and not enjoying life... Life should be celebrated!"
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"Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor."
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"The wicked at heart probably know something."
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"Fashions have done more harm than revolutions."
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"The second mouse gets the cheese!"
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"It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect."
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"Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up."
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"Would you consider a man or a woman to be complicated? Is it that difficult to understand both the sexes? We say that we know what the other sex is all about, but is that really true? Perhaps the following witty, funny quotes and sayings can help simplify things down about men."
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"We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass."
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"It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes"
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"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
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"Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal."
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"The worst guilt is to accept an undeserved guilt — and that is what you have been doing all your life."
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"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."
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"I definitely know that-that love is the most powerful thing of all and I remember thinking that-God, I'm about to make myself cry but, I remember thinking that when 9/11 happened because those last phone calls were about-the last thing knowingly, that I'm going to say on this earth is 'I love you.' What's more powerful than that? What's more proof than that? Beyond fear, beyond death."
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"I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing."
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