"Hatred is blind, as well as love."
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"Assassination is the extreme form of censorship."
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"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
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"I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks."
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"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
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"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
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"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
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"There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?"
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"A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention."
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"The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone."
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"No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most."
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"A poet can survive everything but a misprint."
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"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."
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"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
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"Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo."
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"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths."
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"I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."
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"Progress was all right. Only it went on too long."
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"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."
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"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
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