"A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar."
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"Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one."
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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
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"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
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"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
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"Wagner’s music is better than it sounds."
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"I have never been hurt by what I have not said."
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"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
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"I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me."
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"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
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"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
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"All for one; one for all."
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"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."
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"If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion."
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"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often."
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"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing."
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"Polite conversation is rarely either."
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"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
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"Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?"
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"No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."
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