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"Never mistake motion for action."
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex."
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
"I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity."
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."
"Wit is educated insolence."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."
"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
"The truth is more important than the facts."
"In expanding the field of knowledge we but increase the horizon of ignorance."
"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."
"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."
"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."
"Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you."
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."