"Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet."
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"Companionate Conservatism - Making the streets safer before people are kicked out onto them."
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"Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?"
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"That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena."
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"The American auto industry is blowing up like a 1976 Ford Pinto."
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"If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."
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"Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator"
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"[The Internet] ... is an amazing communications tool that's bringing the whole world together. I mean, you sit down to sign on to America Online in your hometown, and it's just staggering to think that at the same moment, halfway around the world, in China, someone you've never met is sitting at their computer, hearing the exact same busy signal that you're hearing."
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"A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George."
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"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."
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"That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche."
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"Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."
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"When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb."
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"A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error."
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"Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie."
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"Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?"
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"A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods."
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"A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'"
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"Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance."
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"In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that 'if I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."
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