"It is our American habit if we find the foundations of our educational structure unsatisfactory to add another story or wing."
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"I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am."
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"The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey."
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""I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire de coeur.""
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"I have never developed indigestion from eating my words."
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"It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off."
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"Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name."
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"And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room."
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"The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty."
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"The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang of Zen - that today they have a word for mayonnaise junkie: mayora."
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"The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long."
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"99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
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"I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde."
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"I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness"
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"I think it would be a good idea."
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"It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less."
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"In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf."""
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"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."
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"Zionism and pessimism are not compatible."
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"She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me."
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