“Democratic societies can't force people. Therefore they have to control what they think.”
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Funny Quotes — page 10 of 1263
“All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another”
“Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it ... what you wish in your secret heart were not funny, but it is, and you must laugh. Humor is your own unconscious therapy. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air, and you.”
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
“You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.”
“The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.”
“I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.”
“Nobody should have any illusions. The United States has essentially a one-party system and the ruling party is the business party.”
“Pimpin' ain't dead 'cause I be the life line.”
“There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you see, through all the rain and the pain, you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit. Remember that.”
“If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you. Willie Nelson”
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
“There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.”
“The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.”
“You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.”
“Whenever one has anything unpleasant to say, one should always be quite candid.”
“When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.”
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”
“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”